::Listen::

 
Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start but can't complete

Listen to the sound from deep within
It's only beginning to find release

Oh the time has come for my dreams to be heard
They will not be pushed aside and turned
Into your own, all 'cause you won't listen

[Chorus]
Listen
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried
To say what's on my mind
You should have known oh
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what
You've made of me
I followed the voice, you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own
You should have listened
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/beyonce/listen.html ]
There was someone here inside
Someone I thought had died
So long ago
Oh I'm screaming out
And my dreams will be heard
They will not be pushed aside or worse
Into your own
All 'cause you won't listen

[Chorus]
Listen
I am alone at a crossroads
I'm not at home in my own home
And I've tried and tried
To say what's on my mind
You should have known oh
Now I'm done believing you
You don't know what I'm feeling
I'm more than what
You've made of me
I followed the voice, you gave to me
But now I've gotta find my own

I don't know where I belong
But I'll be moving on
If you don't, if you won't

Listen to the song here in my heart
A melody I start, but I will complete

OH now I am done believing you
You don't know not what I am feeling
I'm more than what you've made of me
I followed the voice you think you gave to me

But now I got to find my own
My Own

miss kerepek

stupid question & perfect answer

Are you chewing gum?
"No, I'm John Smith."

"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"

"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."

"I want some rat poison."
"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"I have changed my mind."
"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?"

"Would you like your coffee black?"
"What other colors do you have" 

miss kerepek

tolong ikut arahan::``

 

Ini ialah permainan yang menyeronokkan dan kelakar.Jangan baca jawapan dahulu! Lakukan satu persatu.KALAU BACA JAWAPAN DULU, MESTI TAK SERONOK LAGI.

Ambil pen kertas dan mulakan kuiz ini.Apabila anda pilih nama,pastikan anda kenal orang itu dan jangan fikir lama- lama!
*1 - Tulis nombor 1 sampai 11 dalam satu baris

*2 - Untuk nombor 1 dan 2, tulis dua nombor yang anda suka.

*3 - Untuk nombor 3 dan 7, tulis nama jantina yang berlainan
jantina yang anda kenal.Seorang untuk satu nombor.

*4 - Untuk nombor 4,5 dan 6, tulis nama anggota keluarga atau
kawan - kawan.

*5 - Tulis empat tajuk lagu pada nombor 8,9,10 dan 11.

JAWAPAN

*1 - Anda mesti beritahu( nombor dalam baris 1) orang tentang permainan ini dalam masa ( nombor dalam baris 2 ) hari untuk impian anda tercapai.

*2 - Nama di dalam baris 3 ialah nama seseorang yang anda cinta

*3 - Nama di dalam baris 7 ialah seseorang yang anda suka tapi
tidak kesampaian.

4*- Anda sangat ambil tahu tentang orang yang anda letak
dalam baris nombor 4.

5* - Nama orang dalam di baris nombor 5 ialah seseorang yang
sangat mengenali anda

6* - Nama orang di baris nombor 6 ialah seseorang yang
membawa tuah kepada anda.

7* - Nama lagu dalam baris 8 ialah lagu yang menceritakan
tentang orang yang anda tulis dalam baris 3

8* - Judul lagu dalambaris 9 ialah lagu untuk orang yang di baris 7

9* - Judul lagu di baris 10 memberitahu tentang apa yang ada
dalam minda anda selalu.

10* - Judul lagu dalam baris 11 memberitahu tentang perasaan
anda terhadap kehidupan anda.


miss kerepek

Baik Punya Lawak

Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari boss nya....:

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. 

(maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi) 

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut: 

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. 


(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa) 

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya: 

Boss : Why didn't you come to work? 

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. 

(maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)....

miss kerepek

Baca Jika Anda Seorang Lelaki~~

10 SEBAB PEREMPUAN TAK HORMAT KAT LELAKI...

 
1. Dah ada awek kau nak pegang-pegang.. Elok-elok awek kau pakai tudung kau sibuk nak tengok rambut dia.. Konon special untuk kau seorang.. Bila awek kau tak nak kasi semua tu, kau cakap bye-bye.. Wah, KAU LELAKI GATAL.

2. Bila keluar dengan awek, kau sanggup jemput hantar awek kau. Berhabis duit kasi hadiah kat awek bila awek merajuk pun tak pe.. Konon kau penyabar.. Tapi bila mak kau suruh pergi kedai beli bawang, macam-macam alasan kau kasi. Pastu siap minta duit lagi kat mak. Wei, KAU LELAKI TAK BOLEH HARAP.

3. Kalau ada awek cun beratur belakang kau masa nak cucuk duit kat atm, dengan segala hormat kau kasi dia beratur depan kau.. Konon kaulah lelaki paling gentleman.. Tapi, bila ada mak cik pregnant berdiri depan kau dalam monorail, kau buat bodoh je. Siap pura-pura tidur sebab taknak bersesak-sesak berdiri.. Sah, KAU LELAKI TAK BERTIMBANG RASA.

4. Tiap kali lepas makan, kau hisap rokok sebatang dua.. Nampak je ada awek cun, makin semangat kau.. Kau rasa hisap rokok tu sangat cool dan macho.. Alahai, sebenarnya ramai perempuan dah 'reject' kau sebab diorang taknak cepat jadi janda. KAU LELAKI YANG TAK PEKA.

5. Bila kau bawak kereta, ada je awek baik dengan kau, kau tuduh perempuan tu gila harta.. Padahal perempuan tu tau kau punya kereta tu duit mak bapak kau..Bukan harta kau tapi harta bapak kau. Aduh, KAU LELAKI PERASAN.

6. Bila kau lepak dengan kawan-kawan kau, kau suka gelak kuat-kuat. Mencarut pun kuat-kuat.. Semua f**k, s**t, macam-macam lagi semua kau nak sebut. Kau rasa kau sempoi bila mencarut. Tapi perempuan pandang KAU LELAKI TAK BERADAB.

7. Pergi tengok bola, tengok konsert, berapa mahal harga tiket pun kau sanggup.. Konon untuk kepuasan diri.. Tapi pergi masjid Hari Jumaat seminggu sekali, masuk pun free, kau liat.. Bab agama kau aci mengelat. herm... KAU LELAKI TAK BOLEH BUAT SUAMI.

8. Kau suka kutuk-kutuk dan gelak-gelak kat gambar perempuan gedik kat fb.. Kau kata konon bajet cun.. Abih yangg kau amik gambar jelir-jelir lidah yang konon rock sangat tuh, kau rasa cool? Haishh... KAU LELAKI YANG TAK CERMIN DIRI..

9. Time awek kau merajuk, berbakul-bakul kau kutuk. Konon modal perempuan merajuk dan air mata.. Tapi bila kau mogok tak nak cakap dengan awek kau sebab sakit hati, tu kes apa plak.. Wei, KAU LELAKI EGO.

10. Kau hisap rokok kau rasa kau handsome. Lepas tu puntung rokok kau buang merata-rata.. Kadang-kadang bila kau rasa nak meludah, dekat mana-mana pun kau tak ambil peduli. alahai, KAU LELAKI PENGOTOR..

miss kerepek

Small Things Women Wish.............Dedicated To Husbands

That's all Women want....

..Plain looking husband

...normal simple ring

...small wedding party

 ...honeymoon at any place

...small house for the kids to run around

...lovely children

...husband is a family man

...but work hard

...small car for shopping

...another car for kids

...some collections

...shoes for each occasion

...some nice outfits

...a bit of cosmetics

...a bit of makeup

...overseas trip once a year

...more often on domestic trips

...dinners

... Presents occasionally

...finally, some securities

Excellent wishes !!!! What about the Climax...

Final Stage of Husband after fulfilling those things!!

 

 

 

 

miss kerepek 

~~How Did I Fall In Love With You?::

Remember when, we never needed each other
The best of friends like
Sister and Brother
We understood, we'd never be,
Alone

Those days are gone, and I want you so much
The night is long and I need your touch
Don't know what to say
I never meant to feel this way
Don't want to be
Alone tonight

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make you mine
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

I hear your voice
And I start to tremble
Brings back the child that, I resemble

I cannot pretend, that we can still be friends
Don't want to be,
Alone tonight

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make you mine
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

[Bridge:]
Oh I want to say this right
And it has to be tonight
Just need you to know, oh yeah

I don't want to live this life
I don't want to say goodbye
With you I wanna spend
The rest of my life

[chorus:]
What can I do, to make you mine
Falling so hard so fast this time
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you?

What can I do, to make you mine
Falling so hard so fast this time
Everything's changed, we never knew

How did I fall,
in love ,
with you? 

miss kerepek 

::i think it's funny::

men are like bank account
without a lot of money, they dont generate a lot of interest

we live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

i stop fighting my inner demons.
we're on the same side now

if barbie isn't a slut..
then why do people have to buy her boyfriends?

there are no stupid questions..
just stupid people

miss kerepek

ikan bakar~~~~

td g kua mkn ngan hanna, kak wan, kak zeha n kak ros...
dorg nk g bank...
pas g bank trus g mkn kt kedai ikan baka...
sedap...
kenyang...
tp x abis...hehe
amik yg ikan pari, pastu tmbh sotong...
ngat kan baya sendiri2..
sekali kak ros yg belanje...
segan la plak
sbb amik bnyk..
kekeke
sori la kak ros...
anyway...tq tau blnje tadi...saye kenyang
heheh

::ikan pari bakar::

::sotong bakar::

miss kerepek

kenduri kawen kak shereen~~

minggu lepas ade kenduri kawen klas mate waktu kt ump dulu..
first classmate yg kawen...waaaa...tahniah
waktu ondaway tu lepas dari tol kajang sesat...x tau nk kua exit mane...
berpusing smpi masuk klang silk...
pusing2 rupenye dekat je...
seb bek sampai..
sampai2 bdk2 yg len sume da siap mkn...
kitorg trus mkn pastu msk dalam amik gamba...
pastu g singgah alamanda...
memule nk g karaoke...
tp bile da smpi sane ade yg nk tgk wayang...
bile tgk tiket sume sold out..
so sume g karaoke...
lame gak la...dari 6.30 smpi dekat kol 9 mlm
lepas kol 9 amik gamba depan tu...smpi dekat kol 10 gak baru kitorg gerak..
dlm kol 11 baru smpi umah...waaa...panas gak la telinge ni drg umi membebel...
haish...tp x pe la...bnde da jadik..nk wat cm ne...

smpi2 trus amik gamba

pengantin baru

gamba ngan pengantin

basement parking``

nurul, zakira, n nad

saye``

arip yg nyanyi penuh perasaan

lepas karok

mujahid da nakal``

miss kerepek