Baca Jika Anda Seorang Lelaki~~

10 SEBAB PEREMPUAN TAK HORMAT KAT LELAKI...

 
1. Dah ada awek kau nak pegang-pegang.. Elok-elok awek kau pakai tudung kau sibuk nak tengok rambut dia.. Konon special untuk kau seorang.. Bila awek kau tak nak kasi semua tu, kau cakap bye-bye.. Wah, KAU LELAKI GATAL.

2. Bila keluar dengan awek, kau sanggup jemput hantar awek kau. Berhabis duit kasi hadiah kat awek bila awek merajuk pun tak pe.. Konon kau penyabar.. Tapi bila mak kau suruh pergi kedai beli bawang, macam-macam alasan kau kasi. Pastu siap minta duit lagi kat mak. Wei, KAU LELAKI TAK BOLEH HARAP.

3. Kalau ada awek cun beratur belakang kau masa nak cucuk duit kat atm, dengan segala hormat kau kasi dia beratur depan kau.. Konon kaulah lelaki paling gentleman.. Tapi, bila ada mak cik pregnant berdiri depan kau dalam monorail, kau buat bodoh je. Siap pura-pura tidur sebab taknak bersesak-sesak berdiri.. Sah, KAU LELAKI TAK BERTIMBANG RASA.

4. Tiap kali lepas makan, kau hisap rokok sebatang dua.. Nampak je ada awek cun, makin semangat kau.. Kau rasa hisap rokok tu sangat cool dan macho.. Alahai, sebenarnya ramai perempuan dah 'reject' kau sebab diorang taknak cepat jadi janda. KAU LELAKI YANG TAK PEKA.

5. Bila kau bawak kereta, ada je awek baik dengan kau, kau tuduh perempuan tu gila harta.. Padahal perempuan tu tau kau punya kereta tu duit mak bapak kau..Bukan harta kau tapi harta bapak kau. Aduh, KAU LELAKI PERASAN.

6. Bila kau lepak dengan kawan-kawan kau, kau suka gelak kuat-kuat. Mencarut pun kuat-kuat.. Semua f**k, s**t, macam-macam lagi semua kau nak sebut. Kau rasa kau sempoi bila mencarut. Tapi perempuan pandang KAU LELAKI TAK BERADAB.

7. Pergi tengok bola, tengok konsert, berapa mahal harga tiket pun kau sanggup.. Konon untuk kepuasan diri.. Tapi pergi masjid Hari Jumaat seminggu sekali, masuk pun free, kau liat.. Bab agama kau aci mengelat. herm... KAU LELAKI TAK BOLEH BUAT SUAMI.

8. Kau suka kutuk-kutuk dan gelak-gelak kat gambar perempuan gedik kat fb.. Kau kata konon bajet cun.. Abih yangg kau amik gambar jelir-jelir lidah yang konon rock sangat tuh, kau rasa cool? Haishh... KAU LELAKI YANG TAK CERMIN DIRI..

9. Time awek kau merajuk, berbakul-bakul kau kutuk. Konon modal perempuan merajuk dan air mata.. Tapi bila kau mogok tak nak cakap dengan awek kau sebab sakit hati, tu kes apa plak.. Wei, KAU LELAKI EGO.

10. Kau hisap rokok kau rasa kau handsome. Lepas tu puntung rokok kau buang merata-rata.. Kadang-kadang bila kau rasa nak meludah, dekat mana-mana pun kau tak ambil peduli. alahai, KAU LELAKI PENGOTOR..

miss kerepek

::i think it's funny::

men are like bank account
without a lot of money, they dont generate a lot of interest

we live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police

i stop fighting my inner demons.
we're on the same side now

if barbie isn't a slut..
then why do people have to buy her boyfriends?

there are no stupid questions..
just stupid people

miss kerepek

its funny to noe wut men think actly whn dey say somethin

men's translation
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

miss kerepek

wat do physics have to do wit love?

newtons' law of love

universal law:
love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

first law:
a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy.

second law:
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.

third law:
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

miss kerepek

Jangan la~~

Jangan sengaja lewatkan solat.
Perbuatan ini Allah tidak suka.
Kalau tertidur lain cerita.
Jangan tidur selepas solat Subuh, nanti
rezeki mahal(kerana berpagi-pagi itu membuka pintu berkat).
Jangan makan tanpa membaca BISMILLAH dan doa makan.
Nanti rezeki kita dikongsi syaitan.
Jangan keluar rumah
tanpa niat untuk membuat kebaikan.
Takut-takut kita mati dalam
perjalanan.
Jangan biarkan mata liar di perjalanan.
Nanti hati kita gelap diselaputi dosa.
Jangan menangguh taubat bila berbuat
dosa kerana mati boleh datang
bila-bila masa.
Jangan ego untuk meminta maaf pada
ibu bapa dan sesama manusia
kalau memang kita bersalah.
Jangan mengumpat sesama rakan
taulan. Nanti rosak persahabatan kita
hilang bahagia.
Jangan lupa bergantung kepada ALLAH
dalam setiap kerja kita. Nanti kita sombong apabila berjaya.
Kalau gagal kecewa pula.
Jangan bakhil untuk bersedekah.
Sedekah itu memanjangkan umur
dan memurahkan rezeki kita.
Jangan banyak ketawa. Nanti mati jiwa.
Jangan biasakan berbohong, kerana ia adalah
ciri-ciri munafik dan
menghilangkan kasih orang kepada kita.
Jangan suka menganiaya manusia atau haiwan. Doa
makhluk yang teraniaya
cepat dimakbulkan ALLAH.
Jangan terlalu susah hati dengan urusan dunia.
Akhirat itu lebih utama
dan hidup di sana lebih lama dan kekal selamanya.
Jangan mempertikaikan kenapa ISLAM itu berkata JANGAN.
Sebab semuanya untuk keselamatan kita.
ALLAH lebih tahu apa yang terbaik
untuk hamba ciptaanNya.
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