stupid question & perfect answer

Are you chewing gum?
"No, I'm John Smith."

"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."
"Are you well now?"

"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."

"I want some rat poison."
"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"I have changed my mind."
"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?"

"Would you like your coffee black?"
"What other colors do you have" 

miss kerepek

tolong ikut arahan::``

 

Ini ialah permainan yang menyeronokkan dan kelakar.Jangan baca jawapan dahulu! Lakukan satu persatu.KALAU BACA JAWAPAN DULU, MESTI TAK SERONOK LAGI.

Ambil pen kertas dan mulakan kuiz ini.Apabila anda pilih nama,pastikan anda kenal orang itu dan jangan fikir lama- lama!
*1 - Tulis nombor 1 sampai 11 dalam satu baris

*2 - Untuk nombor 1 dan 2, tulis dua nombor yang anda suka.

*3 - Untuk nombor 3 dan 7, tulis nama jantina yang berlainan
jantina yang anda kenal.Seorang untuk satu nombor.

*4 - Untuk nombor 4,5 dan 6, tulis nama anggota keluarga atau
kawan - kawan.

*5 - Tulis empat tajuk lagu pada nombor 8,9,10 dan 11.

JAWAPAN

*1 - Anda mesti beritahu( nombor dalam baris 1) orang tentang permainan ini dalam masa ( nombor dalam baris 2 ) hari untuk impian anda tercapai.

*2 - Nama di dalam baris 3 ialah nama seseorang yang anda cinta

*3 - Nama di dalam baris 7 ialah seseorang yang anda suka tapi
tidak kesampaian.

4*- Anda sangat ambil tahu tentang orang yang anda letak
dalam baris nombor 4.

5* - Nama orang dalam di baris nombor 5 ialah seseorang yang
sangat mengenali anda

6* - Nama orang di baris nombor 6 ialah seseorang yang
membawa tuah kepada anda.

7* - Nama lagu dalam baris 8 ialah lagu yang menceritakan
tentang orang yang anda tulis dalam baris 3

8* - Judul lagu dalambaris 9 ialah lagu untuk orang yang di baris 7

9* - Judul lagu di baris 10 memberitahu tentang apa yang ada
dalam minda anda selalu.

10* - Judul lagu dalam baris 11 memberitahu tentang perasaan
anda terhadap kehidupan anda.


miss kerepek

cube teke

1- klu lembu jd org, org jd ape?

      org jd banyak

2- kenape dinosaur da x de sekarang?

      sbb da kene bunuh dengan ultraman

3- negare ape yg tergantung?

        Thai land

4- ape care yg betul korek hidung?

      the correct way

5- baby ape yg x nangis?

       baby chair

miss kerepek

50 fact tat evry1 shud noe

1. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
3.Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
4. What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
5. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
6. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
7. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.
8. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!
9. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
10. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath1.
11. There is a city called Rome on every continent.
12. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!
13. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
14. Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.
15. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London.
16. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
17. Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!
18. The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
19. One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!
20. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
21. The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man.
22. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
23. The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
24.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
25. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
26. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
27. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
28. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.
29. On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
30.More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
31. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
32.More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
33.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
34.The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!
35.The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
36. Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
37. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
38. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
39. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
40. Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
41. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
42. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
43. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
44. Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.
45. Slugs have 4 noses.
46. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.
47. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!
48. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
49. The average person laughs 10 times a day!
50. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain


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